72 Most Random Would You Rather Questions

What Makes "Most Random Would You Rather Questions" So Great?

• Icebreakers: Break the ice at parties or events with a question that's guaranteed to get a reaction.
• Conversation Starters: Keep the conversation flowing with an endless supply of bizarre prompts.
• Party Games: Turn them into a game where people have to justify their choices.
• Creative Thinking Exercises: Encourage out-of-the-box thinking and problem-solving.

Food-Related Fiascos

1. Would you rather have to eat everything you cook taste like broccoli or have every drink you pour taste like pickle juice?
2. Would you rather have a permanent craving for only beige foods or have to eat every meal with your non-dominant hand?
3. Would you rather only be able to eat foods that start with the letter 'Q' or have to wear a chef's hat every time you eat in public?
4. Would you rather have your taste buds permanently set to only enjoy spicy food or have everything you eat be slightly soggy?
5. Would you rather have a perpetual urge to sneeze after every bite of food or have to hum loudly while you chew?
6. Would you rather your sneezes sound like a duck quacking or your burps sound like a foghorn?
7. Would you rather only be able to eat food that is blue or have to sing opera while you eat your vegetables?
8. Would you rather have to lick every piece of fruit you want to eat or have to taste everything before you serve it to someone else?
9. Would you rather have your spaghetti always tangled into one giant knot or have your ice cream melt instantly upon touching your tongue?
10. Would you rather have to eat a raw onion like an apple every day or have to drink a glass of hot sauce every night before bed?
11. Would you rather have your breath smell like garlic all the time or have to announce each of your snacks out loud?
12. Would you rather your favorite dessert constantly be replaced with Brussels sprouts or your favorite savory dish always be substituted with pureed carrots?
13. Would you rather have to butter your toast with a paintbrush or spread jam on your bread with a spatula?
14. Would you rather have your pizza toppings always fall off or your burgers always fall apart?
15. Would you rather have to eat cereal with chopsticks or drink soup with a fork?
16. Would you rather have to wear a giant fork as a hat or a spoon as a shoe?
17. Would you rather have every grain of rice be perfectly separate or have every noodle be perfectly clumped together?
18. Would you rather your sandwiches always be cut into perfect triangles or always into messy, jagged shapes?
19. Would you rather have to make your own butter every time you want it or churn your own ice cream every time you want it?
20. Would you rather have your drinks always be lukewarm or your food always be cold?

Animal Encounters

• Would you rather have a pet squirrel that can talk but only tells lies or a pet goldfish that can sing but only opera?
• Would you rather be able to communicate with all birds but they constantly complain or be able to understand all dogs but they only bark compliments?
• Would you rather have a flock of pigeons follow you everywhere, cooing softly, or have a single, very loud parrot perched on your shoulder at all times?
• Would you rather have to wrestle a fully grown badger every morning or have to herd a group of hyperactive cats every evening?
• Would you rather have every spider you see turn into a tiny, harmless ladybug or have every butterfly you see turn into a tiny, harmless spider?
• Would you rather have a permanent elephant trunk for a nose or a permanent giraffe neck?
• Would you rather have to moo like a cow every time you're excited or bark like a seal every time you're scared?
• Would you rather be able to shapeshift into any animal but only for five minutes at a time or be able to fly but only at the speed of a snail?
• Would you rather have a tail that wags uncontrollably when you're happy or ears that droop dramatically when you're sad?
• Would you rather have to wear fuzzy, animal-themed pajamas every day or have to sleep in a giant bird's nest?
• Would you rather have a chorus of crickets chirping loudly whenever you tell a joke or have a single, booming lion's roar every time you sneeze?
• Would you rather have a pet sloth that is incredibly fast or a pet cheetah that is incredibly slow?
• Would you rather have to give all your pets a daily bath in bubble bath or have to dress all your pets in tiny, matching outfits?
• Would you rather have all your socks mysteriously replaced with tiny socks for baby elephants or have all your shoes filled with confetti every morning?
• Would you rather be able to talk to ants but they are all incredibly bossy or be able to talk to bees but they only communicate in riddles?
• Would you rather have your laugh sound like a hyena or your sneeze sound like a foghorn?
• Would you rather have to wear a badger pelt as a scarf or a rabbit fur hat that twitches?
• Would you rather have your shadow be a playful monkey or your shadow be a grumpy badger?
• Would you rather have to dance with a penguin every time you hear music or have to sing with a koala every time you see a rainbow?
• Would you rather have a pet lizard that can predict the weather or a pet hamster that can predict the stock market?

Everyday Annoyances

1. Would you rather have your shoelaces untie themselves every hour or have your shirt buttons pop off one by one throughout the day?
2. Would you rather have a small, persistent itch that you can never quite scratch or a constant, faint ringing in your ears?
3. Would you rather have to speak in a squeaky voice or have to whisper everything you say?
4. Would you rather have every door you open be slightly ajar or have every drawer you close be slightly open?
5. Would you rather have to walk everywhere backwards or have to hop everywhere on one foot?
6. Would you rather have a tiny, annoying jingle play every time you walk into a room or have a cartoon "boing" sound effect play every time you sit down?
7. Would you rather have all your pens run out of ink at the same time or have all your lightbulbs flicker constantly?
8. Would you rather have to wear socks that are always slightly damp or gloves that are always slightly sticky?
9. Would you rather have your phone battery drain completely every hour or have your internet connection drop every five minutes?
10. Would you rather have a permanent, faint smell of mildew around you or have a persistent, low humming noise follow you everywhere?
11. Would you rather have to always wear gloves, even when it's hot, or always wear a scarf, even when it's warm?
12. Would you rather have your keys disappear and reappear in random pockets or have your wallet always feel slightly empty?
13. Would you rather have to write everything with your non-dominant hand or have to read everything in a language you don't understand?
14. Would you rather have your car horn honk randomly every 15 minutes or have your microwave beep continuously for 30 seconds after it's done?
15. Would you rather have a permanent case of the hiccups or a permanent case of the sniffles?
16. Would you rather have to iron all your clothes by hand or have to fold all your clothes while standing on one foot?
17. Would you rather have your alarm clock go off at random times throughout the night or have your alarm clock play a ridiculous song instead of ringing?
18. Would you rather have to carry a small, very loud duck with you everywhere or have to wear a sign that says "I am thinking about cheese"?
19. Would you rather have your computer screen display everything in reverse or have your keyboard type random letters intermittently?
20. Would you rather have your shoelaces always tied in a double knot or have your shirt collar always be crooked?

Superpowers and Weird Abilities

• Would you rather be able to teleport, but you always arrive naked, or be able to fly, but only as fast as you can run?
• Would you rather have the ability to talk to inanimate objects, but they always complain, or the ability to control the weather, but only for a single cloud at a time?
• Would you rather have super strength but only when you're embarrassed or super speed but only when you're trying to be quiet?
• Would you rather be able to read minds, but everyone's thoughts are about what they ate for lunch, or be able to become invisible, but only when no one is looking?
• Would you rather have the power to turn invisible, but only your right hand disappears, or the power to breathe underwater, but only in a bathtub?
• Would you rather be able to perfectly mimic any sound, but only animal sounds, or be able to predict the future, but only about what you'll have for dinner tomorrow?
• Would you rather have the ability to levitate, but only an inch off the ground, or the ability to shapeshift, but only into a garden gnome?
• Would you rather have telekinesis, but only for small objects like dust bunnies, or have the ability to control time, but only to rewind by one second?
• Would you rather be able to communicate with plants, but they only ask for water, or be able to control electricity, but only enough to power a single LED?
• Would you rather have the power to become a professional mime, but only when you're on a stage, or have the power to communicate with ghosts, but they only tell knock-knock jokes?
• Would you rather have the ability to summon a raincloud over your head whenever you're sad or have the ability to make yourself glow in the dark when you're happy?
• Would you rather have a permanent halo that follows you around or have tiny, invisible wings that flap incessantly?
• Would you rather be able to understand all languages, but only when sung in opera, or be able to control machines, but only a toaster?
• Would you rather have the power to make anyone around you uncontrollably giggle or have the power to make yourself incredibly forgetful?
• Would you rather have a photographic memory for faces, but forget their names instantly, or have a photographic memory for numbers, but forget what they mean?
• Would you rather have the ability to walk through walls, but only if they are made of cheese, or the ability to fly, but only when you're dreaming?
• Would you rather have a superpower that makes you sneeze glitter or a superpower that makes you burp confetti?
• Would you rather be able to control your dreams, but they are always terrifying, or have a magic lamp, but it only summons a very unenthusiastic genie?
• Would you rather have the power to shrink objects, but only if you're wearing polka dots, or the power to grow objects, but only if they are made of pudding?
• Would you rather have a remote control that can pause time, but it only works for 3 seconds, or a remote control that can rewind time, but it only works for TV shows?

Body Modifications and Strange Features

1. Would you rather have rainbow-colored hair that changes shades with your mood or have polka dots appear all over your body when you're excited?
2. Would you rather have fingers that are always slightly longer than normal or toes that are always slightly shorter than normal?
3. Would you rather have eyes that glow in the dark or ears that can swivel 360 degrees?
4. Would you rather have a permanently rosy red nose like Rudolph or a perpetually stubbed toe that always aches slightly?
5. Would you rather have your fingernails grow incredibly fast, requiring constant filing, or your toenails grow incredibly fast, requiring constant clipping?
6. Would you rather have skin that changes color like a chameleon or hair that grows at an alarming rate and must be cut daily?
7. Would you rather have a mouth full of tiny, functional zippers or a nose that can emit a gentle fog?
8. Would you rather have the ability to make your voice sound like anyone else's or the ability to change your eye color at will?
9. Would you rather have ears that can pick up sounds from miles away but are constantly ringing or a sense of smell so powerful you can smell emotions?
10. Would you rather have a third eye in the middle of your forehead that can only see in black and white or a tail that wags uncontrollably when you lie?
11. Would you rather have your knuckles always crack loudly when you move your hands or your knees always click when you walk?
12. Would you rather have skin that constantly sparkles, like you're covered in glitter, or hair that always smells faintly of freshly baked cookies?
13. Would you rather have hands that are always slightly too large for your gloves or feet that are always slightly too large for your shoes?
14. Would you rather have your teeth permanently appear slightly crooked or have your eyebrows perpetually look a little messy?
15. Would you rather have your shadow be a perfectly still silhouette or have your shadow constantly dance and move on its own?
16. Would you rather have to wear a tiny crown on your head at all times or have to wear a single, large feather in your hair?
17. Would you rather have your sneezes sound like a record scratch or your coughs sound like a meow?
18. Would you rather have your sweat smell like bubblegum or your tears smell like lavender?
19. Would you rather have an extra thumb on each hand or an extra toe on each foot?
20. Would you rather have a face that is always slightly flushed or a face that is always slightly pale?

Unusual Occupations and Daily Routines

• Would you rather be a professional cloud watcher, getting paid to observe clouds, or a professional rubber duck tester, ensuring they float correctly?
• Would you rather have to wear a formal suit and tie to eat every meal or have to wear a full scuba diving suit to sleep?
• Would you rather be a professional pillow fluffer for a living or a professional professional toe-nail clipper for miniature ceramic figurines?
• Would you rather have to sing your entire commute to work or have to narrate your day in the style of a documentary filmmaker?
• Would you rather have your job be to sort socks by color and texture for eternity or your job be to polish doorknobs on abandoned houses?
• Would you rather have to greet everyone you meet with a dramatic bow and flourish or have to give everyone a high-five after every sentence?
• Would you rather have to communicate solely through interpretive dance during work hours or have to wear a giant, inflatable dinosaur costume every day?
• Would you rather have your alarm clock be a rooster that follows you around or have your alarm clock be a brass band that plays outside your window?
• Would you rather have to iron all your underwear before wearing it or have to polish all your cutlery after every meal?
• Would you rather be a professional whisperer to plants, telling them secrets, or a professional giggle technician, making people laugh on demand?
• Would you rather have to write a haiku about every decision you make or have to rhyme every response you give?
• Would you rather have your daily exercise routine involve chasing butterflies or juggling bowling pins?
• Would you rather have to spend your lunch break pretending to be a statue or practicing your best opera singing?
• Would you rather have your job be to taste-test different kinds of sand or to count the number of sprinkles on a donut?
• Would you rather have to wear oversized novelty glasses all day or have to carry a rubber chicken in your pocket at all times?
• Would you rather your morning routine involve speaking only in reverse or brushing your teeth with ketchup?
• Would you rather have to answer every question with a limerick or have to respond to every compliment with a dramatic sigh?
• Would you rather have your job be to organize dust bunnies by size or to count the number of blades of grass in a lawn?
• Would you rather have to walk backwards to your destination every day or have to wear a cape that is always tripping you?
• Would you rather your evening routine involve reciting the alphabet backwards or conducting an imaginary orchestra?