73 Would You Rather Questions For Baby Shower

What Are Would You Rather Questions For Baby Shower and Why They're a Hit

• Spark conversation and laughter
• Reveal guests' personalities and parenting philosophies (in a fun way!)
• Create memorable moments and inside jokes
• Keep guests entertained throughout the shower

1. The host reads out a "Would You Rather" question.
2. Guests raise their hands, move to a designated side of the room, or write down their choice.
3. Often, guests are encouraged to explain their reasoning, leading to hilarious discussions.
4. Sometimes, the parents-to-be reveal what they would choose, adding another layer of fun.

Would You Rather: Sleep Deprivation Edition

• Would you rather have a baby who wakes up every hour on the hour, or a baby who sleeps for 12 hours straight but only between 4 AM and 4 PM?
• Would you rather only be able to sleep sitting up in a rocking chair, or only be able to sleep standing up?
• Would you rather have a baby who sings opera loudly at 3 AM, or a baby who barks like a dog at 3 AM?
• Would you rather have to change a diaper while your baby is actively doing a plank, or have to feed your baby while they're trying to climb out of the high chair?
• Would you rather have dreams that are constantly interrupted by phantom baby cries, or have every song on the radio magically turn into lullabies?
• Would you rather your baby's first word be "snooze," but they only say it when you're finally asleep, or have them only say "up" when you're exhausted?
• Would you rather be woken up by a baby alarm that sounds like a foghorn, or a baby alarm that plays polka music?
• Would you rather have to whisper everything you say for the first six months, or have to shout everything you say for the first six months?
• Would you rather have your baby only sleep when you sing off-key show tunes, or only sleep when you do an interpretive dance?
• Would you rather always feel like you've just run a marathon, or always feel like you've just eaten an entire pizza?
• Would you rather have to wear a sign that says "Sleep Deprived" for a week, or have to answer every question with "Nap time?" for a week?
• Would you rather your baby's sneezes sound like a siren, or your baby's burps sound like a trumpet?
• Would you rather have to do jumping jacks every time you need to change a diaper, or have to sing a song about socks every time you need to feed the baby?
• Would you rather have your baby communicate solely through dramatic sighs, or communicate solely through interpretive eyebrow wiggles?
• Would you rather wake up every morning with a new, minor allergy to something common (like dust or pollen), or wake up every morning with a strange, temporary phobia (like fear of spoons or doorknobs)?
• Would you rather your baby's pacifier be a tiny disco ball, or a miniature squeaky toy that's always on?
• Would you rather have to wear mismatched shoes for a month, or have to wear a hat that says "I'm Up" for a month?
• Would you rather have your baby's first poops smell like roses, but only when you're in public, or smell like rotten eggs, but only when you're alone?
• Would you rather have your baby always giggle uncontrollably during serious moments, or always cry dramatically during funny moments?
• Would you rather have to drink lukewarm water for a year, or have to eat plain crackers for a year?

Would You Rather: Parenting Mishaps Edition

• Would you rather accidentally put baby powder in your cereal, or accidentally put baby food in your coffee?
• Would you rather have your baby smear yogurt all over your face during a video call, or have your baby wear your lipstick as war paint during a dinner date?
• Would you rather get peed on during a diaper change in front of your boss, or have your baby spit up on a celebrity?
• Would you rather mistake a dirty diaper for a snack wrapper, or mistake your baby's favorite toy for a piece of food?
• Would you rather accidentally call your partner by your baby's name for a week, or have your baby accidentally call you by your partner's name?
• Would you rather have your baby's stroller break down in the middle of a parade, or have your baby's diaper blow out during a first date?
• Would you rather get a mysterious sticky substance on your shirt every single day, or have your baby's socks mysteriously disappear one at a time?
• Would you rather have to explain to a stranger why your baby is wearing a colander on their head, or have to explain to a stranger why you are wearing a baby onesie?
• Would you rather find a rogue Cheerio in your ear canal, or find a forgotten pacifier in your handbag months later?
• Would you rather your baby's first learned word be "oops," or "uh oh"?
• Would you rather accidentally send a picture of a poopy diaper to your work group chat, or accidentally text your mother-in-law a video of your baby making a questionable noise?
• Would you rather have your baby's favorite game be "throw food at Mom/Dad," or "hide socks"?
• Would you rather discover your baby has been using your expensive moisturizer as sunscreen, or your favorite perfume as a teething toy?
• Would you rather your baby's first drawing be a self-portrait that looks suspiciously like a giant amoeba, or a drawing of the family that features everyone with three eyes?
• Would you rather have to sing nursery rhymes in your sleep, or have to narrate your baby's every move like a nature documentary?
• Would you rather your baby's pacifier constantly fall into your coffee, or your baby's sippy cup constantly leak onto your laptop?
• Would you rather have a permanent "baby smell" on your clothes, or have your baby's toys end up in every corner of your house?
• Would you rather have to tell your baby "no" fifty times a day, or have to negotiate with your baby like a tiny diplomat?
• Would you rather your baby's most prized possession be a lint roller, or a crumpled-up receipt?
• Would you rather accidentally put salt in the baby's bottle, or accidentally put sugar in the baby's diaper cream?

Would You Rather: Baby Gear Dilemmas

• Would you rather have a stroller that folds itself but only when you're in a hurry, or a car seat that installs itself but only plays loud polka music during installation?
• Would you rather have a baby monitor that shows you your baby's dreams but sometimes shows you commercials for lawn mowers, or a baby monitor that plays soothing music but sometimes plays death metal?
• Would you rather have a baby wipe warmer that dispenses lukewarm wipes, or a diaper pail that has a motion-activated siren?
• Would you rather have a high chair that automatically cleans itself but sometimes shoots peas at the ceiling, or a baby swing that plays Mozart but sometimes plays heavy metal?
• Would you rather your baby's bottles always have a tiny bubble in them, or your baby's pacifiers always get stuck under the couch?
• Would you rather have a baby carrier that is incredibly comfortable but makes you look like a superhero, or a baby carrier that is stylish but feels like you're wearing a lead vest?
• Would you rather your baby's stroller have wheels that squeak like a mouse, or wheels that make a honking sound with every rotation?
• Would you rather have a play mat that sings pop songs when touched, or a play mat that plays nature sounds but occasionally features a lion's roar?
• Would you rather your baby's crib mobile play lullabies that are slightly off-key, or have a mobile that moves on its own but sometimes gets stuck in a dramatic pose?
• Would you rather have a diaper bag that is so large it requires its own parking space, or a diaper bag that is so small it only fits one diaper and a single wet wipe?
• Would you rather your baby's bath toy be a rubber duck that quacks aggressively, or a rubber duck that sings opera?
• Would you rather have a baby thermometer that gives you a reading by blinking lights, or a baby thermometer that gives you a reading by making bird noises?
• Would you rather your baby's teething rings be made of extremely chewy licorice, or ice cream that never melts?
• Would you rather have a baby gate that requires a secret handshake to open, or a baby gate that has a built-in bubble machine?
• Would you rather your baby's sippy cup have a straw that always gets tangled, or a spout that randomly dispenses juice?
• Would you rather have a baby monitor that shows you animated characters dancing, or one that broadcasts your baby's thoughts (but they're all about snacks)?
• Would you rather your baby's bouncer chair sing opera when bounced, or have a bouncer chair that plays trivia questions?
• Would you rather your baby's bottle warmer heat bottles to precisely the temperature of a lukewarm bath, or a bottle warmer that randomly makes a "boing" sound?
• Would you rather have a baby wipe dispenser that dispenses one wipe at a time with a dramatic flourish, or a diaper pail that has a built-in scent dispenser that only smells like burnt toast?
• Would you rather your baby's playpen be shaped like a circus tent but have a tiny elephant that pops out randomly, or be shaped like a castle but have a dragon that breathes harmless glitter?

Would You Rather: Future Parent Worries Edition

• Would you rather have a toddler who exclusively speaks in questions, or a toddler who only communicates through dramatic interpretive dance?
• Would you rather your child's first pet be a highly intelligent but mischievous squirrel, or a very loyal but very clumsy penguin?
• Would you rather your child's first job be professional napper, or official cloud watcher?
• Would you rather have your child discover they have a superpower that's only useful for finding lost socks, or a superpower that allows them to talk to plants?
• Would you rather your child be a child prodigy in a field that doesn't exist, or a mediocre talent in a highly competitive field?
• Would you rather your child's greatest fear be heights, or the color beige?
• Would you rather your child's favorite food be broccoli, but only if it's served with anchovy paste, or their favorite food be liver, but only if it's served with glitter?
• Would you rather have your child want to be an astronaut, but they are terrified of confined spaces, or want to be a deep-sea diver, but they are allergic to water?
• Would you rather your child's school project be to build a volcano that erupts with glitter, or build a robot that only makes bad puns?
• Would you rather your child be able to talk to animals but they all have British accents, or be able to predict the weather but only for the previous day?
• Would you rather your child's teenage rebellion involve wearing only polka dots, or only wearing hats that are too small?
• Would you rather have your child's first car be a unicycle with training wheels, or a skateboard that occasionally talks?
• Would you rather your child's future career be professional napper, or professional hugger?
• Would you rather your child's imaginary friend be a ghost who is terrible at haunting, or a dragon who is afraid of fire?
• Would you rather have your child get invited to a royal ball but have to wear a homemade banana costume, or have your child win the lottery but the prize is a lifetime supply of unbuttered toast?
• Would you rather your child's most prized possession be a perfectly formed dust bunny, or a button that has no purpose?
• Would you rather your child become a famous poet whose poems are all about laundry, or a famous chef whose specialty is burnt toast?
• Would you rather your child's dream vacation be to a land made entirely of cheese, or a land where gravity is optional?
• Would you rather have your child be exceptionally good at whistling, but only when they're trying to sleep, or be exceptionally good at juggling, but only with raw eggs?
• Would you rather your child invent something revolutionary that is completely useless, or invent something mundane that is surprisingly life-changing?

Would You Rather: Parenting Strengths vs. Quirks Edition

• Would you rather have the superpower of instant diaper changing, but you can only do it while singing opera, or the superpower of perfectly rocking a baby to sleep, but you can only do it while tap dancing?
• Would you rather have an uncanny ability to find lost pacifiers anywhere, or an uncanny ability to fold fitted sheets perfectly on the first try?
• Would you rather be able to communicate with your baby through interpretive dance, or through a series of elaborate hand gestures?
• Would you rather have a sixth sense for when your baby is about to throw up, or a sixth sense for when your baby is about to have a major meltdown?
• Would you rather have the patience of a saint when dealing with tantrums, but forget your own name regularly, or have an encyclopedic memory for baby facts, but get easily flustered by loud noises?
• Would you rather be able to perfectly soothe any crying baby with your touch, but you hum constantly, or be able to calm any fussy baby with your voice, but you only speak in rhymes?
• Would you rather have a knack for improvising delicious meals from random pantry items, but your baby always prefers plain crackers, or have a talent for DIY projects, but your baby always dismantles them?
• Would you rather be able to instantly calm a crying baby with a lullaby, but you can only sing the same song, or be able to distract any fussy baby with a silly face, but you can only make one specific silly face?
• Would you rather have the ability to predict your baby's needs before they even have them, but you have to wear a clown nose, or have the ability to always know the right thing to say to your baby, but you have to speak in a robot voice?
• Would you rather have the superpower of making messes disappear, but they reappear somewhere else later, or have the superpower of creating the most epic blanket forts, but they always collapse?
• Would you rather have an encyclopedic knowledge of all children's TV shows, but you can't stand watching them, or have the ability to perfectly mimic any cartoon character's voice, but you can only do it in front of strangers?
• Would you rather have the patience to listen to a baby babble for hours, but you can only respond in riddles, or have the ability to entertain any baby with a toy, but the toy is always something completely inappropriate for a baby?
• Would you rather have a superpower that lets you find the best deals on baby clothes, but they're always slightly out of fashion, or a superpower that lets you assemble any baby furniture in seconds, but it's always slightly wobbly?
• Would you rather have an uncanny ability to predict when your baby will need a diaper change, but you always announce it with a fanfare, or an uncanny ability to know when your baby is hungry, but you have to pretend to be a chef?
• Would you rather have the strength to lift your baby with one arm while carrying groceries with the other, but you sweat profusely, or have the agility to dodge flying toys, but you occasionally trip?
• Would you rather have the talent of telling bedtime stories that captivate any child, but you have to act out every character, or the talent of creating the most delicious baby food, but it always looks a little unusual?
• Would you rather have a magical ability to always find matching socks, but they're always slightly damp, or a magical ability to always make your baby laugh, but it involves making questionable animal noises?
• Would you rather have the patience to deal with multiple outfit changes in a day, but you have to wear a silly hat, or have the energy to play for hours, but you can only do it while hopping on one foot?
• Would you rather have a sixth sense for when your baby is trying to communicate something important, but they can only communicate through interpretative eyebrow movements, or a sixth sense for when your baby is about to do something mischievous, but you can only warn them by barking like a dog?
• Would you rather have the ability to perfectly organize all baby toys, but they are always alphabetized by color, or have the ability to instantly calm a crying baby with a silly dance, but you have to wear a tutu?

Would You Rather: Baby's Firsts Edition

• Would you rather your baby's first word be "tax," "mortgage," or "retirement plan"?
• Would you rather your baby's first steps be a confident stride towards the cookie jar, or a determined crawl towards the dog's food bowl?
• Would you rather your baby's first coherent sentence be "More snacks, please," or "When can we go outside?"
• Would you rather your baby's first solid food be mashed Brussels sprouts, or pureed sardines?
• Would you rather your baby's first artistic creation be a masterpiece of crayon scribbles on the living room wall, or a carefully arranged pile of dirt in the garden?
• Would you rather your baby's first learned song be a popular chart-topper, but they sing it slightly off-key, or a classic nursery rhyme, but they sing it at lightning speed?
• Would you rather your baby's first "thank you" be for a dirty diaper, or for a stubbed toe?
• Would you rather your baby's first attempt at riding a tricycle be a graceful glide, or a dramatic tumble into a bush?
• Would you rather your baby's first pet name for a toy be "Mr. Wobbly," or "Captain Floof"?
• Would you rather your baby's first discovery be a secret hiding place for cookies, or a secret button that makes the dog bark?
• Would you rather your baby's first reaction to a new outfit be thrilled delight, or utter confusion?
• Would you rather your baby's first time at the beach be spent building a sandcastle that looks suspiciously like a giant potato, or digging a hole that's just deep enough to lose a shoe?
• Would you rather your baby's first bedtime story be about a brave knight, or a mischievous squirrel who steals socks?
• Would you rather your baby's first encounter with a mirror be one of recognition, or one of intense suspicion?
• Would you rather your baby's first attempt at drawing be a perfect circle, or a self-portrait that looks suspiciously like a piece of spaghetti?
• Would you rather your baby's first word be "please," but only when they want something inconvenient, or "thank you," but only after they've made a mess?
• Would you rather your baby's first playtime activity be building a tower of blocks that immediately topples, or a game of "hide and seek" where they are always found immediately?
• Would you rather your baby's first attempt at using a spoon involve feeding themselves a whole avocado, or feeding the dog?
• Would you rather your baby's first interaction with technology be a perfect understanding of a tablet, or a complete fascination with a toaster?
• Would you rather your baby's first "aha!" moment be discovering they can blow bubbles, or discovering they can make silly noises with their mouth?